Thursday, January 26, 2006
Notes
The daily entertainment provided, free, by the people around me.
1- Someone I live with temporarily puts her cell phone inside the washing machine, accidentally, and then, thinking to get the water out, puts it in the dryer (clank!clank!)
2- Going Fishing? Someone else, high school friend, wants to go fishing with the rest of the "friends". She puts the inflatable boat in the water and it starts to sink, she seems perturbed by that fact seeing that her uncommonly common sense told her to fill the little boat's inner tube-lines with water.
3- At a relative's house, you are cooking dinner as a favor and cleaning house, and watching a fashionista design her work on the "evil box". The father asks you to turn the television off, and informs you that these kinds of shows are not allowed in the house. Then, you witness not once, but twice and three times, the words "stupid, idiot, moron, dummy, baby, fudgeface" from the mouth of the household children in front of the whole family...I suppose it's okay to the father because they make him proud by using adjectives frequented by conservatives all over the world to whitewash terms like asshole, shitface, and fuckeface which will inevitably join the childrens' vocabulary once they realize what kind of hypocrisy those words hide.
1- Someone I live with temporarily puts her cell phone inside the washing machine, accidentally, and then, thinking to get the water out, puts it in the dryer (clank!clank!)
2- Going Fishing? Someone else, high school friend, wants to go fishing with the rest of the "friends". She puts the inflatable boat in the water and it starts to sink, she seems perturbed by that fact seeing that her uncommonly common sense told her to fill the little boat's inner tube-lines with water.
3- At a relative's house, you are cooking dinner as a favor and cleaning house, and watching a fashionista design her work on the "evil box". The father asks you to turn the television off, and informs you that these kinds of shows are not allowed in the house. Then, you witness not once, but twice and three times, the words "stupid, idiot, moron, dummy, baby, fudgeface" from the mouth of the household children in front of the whole family...I suppose it's okay to the father because they make him proud by using adjectives frequented by conservatives all over the world to whitewash terms like asshole, shitface, and fuckeface which will inevitably join the childrens' vocabulary once they realize what kind of hypocrisy those words hide.
